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Behold The science 

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&

Art 

of signature bodywork

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Mini Exorcism

60 minutes ✹ $135

Confess your sins of sitting and absolution will be granted at the altar of the elbow. Your body will be heated as if by sunlight while lying on a bed of amethyst crystals wrapped in wool and organic cotton. Elbow Exorcist will expel nuggets of hell from whatever parts may be ailing you. But let’s be real—you have too many to be rid of them all in an hour. We’ll do what’s possible to provide relief.

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the Ritual

90 minutes ✹ $185

We’re making this a ritual, because you just need extra time to come back to yourself. Whether you’re overworked, possessed, chronically ill, or otherwise maladapted, Elbow Exorcist will be your saving grace. But remember that for some bodies, treatments take time and may have to be practiced in succession. Diabolical densities can be deeply embedded, as postural holding patterns may have persisted for decades.

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Deliverance

120 minutes ✹ $265

Your prayers for a bodyworker that actually gets deep have been answered. Elbow Exorcist will weed out the wicked in a meticulous, slow-melt style of perfect pressure. But you better believe that mercy will always be given if we begin to overwhelm the nervous system. We breathe, and then we release. Two hours is sometimes necessary for a more thorough intervention. Be prepared for post-session soreness, sleepiness and perhaps a good cry.

Biomat infrared therapy included ♰

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Biomat infrared therapy included ♰ Click here to learn more ♰

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Bodywork

BACKGROUND

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