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Mini Exorcism
60 minutes ✹ $135
Confess your sins of sitting and absolution will be granted at the altar of the elbow. Your body will be heated as if by sunlight while lying on a bed of amethyst crystals wrapped in wool and organic cotton. Elbow Exorcist will expel nuggets of hell from whatever parts may be ailing you. But let’s be real—you have too many to be rid of them all in an hour. We’ll do what’s possible to provide relief.
the Ritual
90 minutes ✹ $185
We’re making this a ritual, because you just need extra time to come back to yourself. Whether you’re overworked, possessed, chronically ill, or otherwise maladapted, Elbow Exorcist will be your saving grace. But remember that for some bodies, treatments take time and may have to be practiced in succession. Diabolical densities can be deeply embedded, as postural holding patterns may have persisted for decades.
Deliverance
120 minutes ✹ $265
Your prayers for a bodyworker that actually gets deep have been answered. Elbow Exorcist will weed out the wicked in a meticulous, slow-melt style of perfect pressure. But you better believe that mercy will always be given if we begin to overwhelm the nervous system. We breathe, and then we release. Two hours is sometimes necessary for a more thorough intervention. Be prepared for post-session soreness, sleepiness and perhaps a good cry.
Biomat infrared therapy included ♰
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BodyworkBACKGROUND
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I began my training in the Mayacamas Mountains at Harbin School of Healing Arts, home of the world-renowned hot springs resort in California. Nicknamed the “Swedish queen” by my fellow students in my first beginner intensive, it became clear that I was born a bodyworker. There, I dove elbow first into learning deep tissue and myofascial release from a very passionate and successful neuromuscular therapist. But what matters more is that I’ve received close to 2,000 hours of hands on bodywork over the past decade because pain has been my greatest teacher. Some massage therapists just learn techniques and routines. As for me, bodywork is a way of life. Knowledge continues to inform my intuition and I am grateful to be influenced by a combination of popular modalities including Rolfing, Esalen, and Fascial Manipulation by Stecco.
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It can be hard to find good help in this world, which is why I foster an environment of welcome collaboration with my clients. I love working with chronic pain cases and people who cannot find help anywhere else.
Specifically, deep myofascial bodywork can help alleviate various conditions, beyond what’s listed below:
TMJD
Tennis elbow
Headaches
IT band syndrome
Piriformis syndrome
Plantar fasciitis
Depression
PTSD
Shoulder impingement
Runner’s knee
SI joint dysfunction
Myofascial pain syndrome
Scapular dyskinesis
Anxiety
Insomnia
Frozen shoulder
I do have specific training for TMJ disorders, which includes intraoral work.
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Elbow Exorcist is a secular bodywork practice. We do not offer religious services, endorse any particular religion, or perform actual exorcisms.
Perfume is the new second hand smoke. Heavy fragrances such as perfume are banned. This means that if you regularly wear a lot of perfume, looking elsewhere for help is advised. Elbow Exorcist reserves the right to refuse service to anyone wearing too strong of any kind of fragrance.