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Thou shalt not wear fragrances, perfumes or aftershave to sessions

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Please be aware of our fragrance free policy! Due to intolerances, if you are someone that wears heavy perfume on a daily basis, this is not a good fit. For more details, visit the policy portal on this page.

 
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